"Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath" lyrics - OF MONTREAL
Yeah, you're my warm cherry center
In a blanket of double brown chocolate kiss
You're my pineapple cider
You're the worm in my grapefruit
I'm sorry I can't help you
[Chorus:]
Hundreds of battles and lovely notes
That tired old horsey
It's a good lay
Oh, you'd like that
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Eatin' shit on a bus budget
The standard height of some
Nobody, I'll come on Sunday
And move it
This is some nightmare
I am sharing with all of you
Falling in clumps to fall on my feet
[Chorus:]
Hundreds of battles and lovely notes
That tired old horsey
It's a good lay
Oh, you'd like that
Forgetting your fingers in your dress
Waiting for the spring to open up the window
Got a rope that's a smile
Dig deep graves, parching those lips around you
All he needs is a good talking to
The Early Four Track Recordings (2000)
- Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
- Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's...
- Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading...
- Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where...
- Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
- Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom